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#| From: BrokenR3C0RD
#| Date: 11/27/16
#| Description: Automated OOC dump
just use n3ds browser to watch porn smh
>don't take this out of context
- slackerSnail
It's a lot safer to watch your porn on n3ds
- Sam
Yeah, I know all these people. I don't, like, actually know them, but you know what I mean.
- slackerSnail
Use notepad
- slackerSnail
I would like to have an order of "INFIITE PRESISION METH"
- HylianHoundoom
I just remembered there was an iguana in my dream last night...
- Guzzler829
But there would be no need to hold the door if there is no door
- Prostar
We need to scare our youth
- slackerSnail
and we have enough humans already why do we need more?
- 12Me21
There's always adoption
- Guzzler829
>DAE INTERNET IS EVIL???!??
- slackerSnail
lets have an ascii art movie
- 12Me21
>now I don't like being right
- slackerSnail
I'm eating old people cearal
- Prostar
guys I'm actually scared of circles
- 12Me21
what is random smoking
- Lumage
Oops I revealed my fan fiction
- Prostar
I one time had a dream i gained the power of window copy and paste in real life.
- CoinzReturns
>why don't I stop doing it then they ask
Because then the machines win
- slackerSnail
>maybe it was le ironic meem all along
- slackerSnail
all hail calc84
- incvoid
slacker and pirate and megamon the same
- ilovecopper
It's a conspiracy now
- slackerSnail
maybe if you keep insulting your laptop it'll grow another processor
- Sam
The AI has it out for me
- calc84maniac
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi?
I hope she made
Our nuclear arsenal stronger
- Lumage
I totally forgot to bring an octagon
- Sam
is anarchy a good president
- Lumage
You have tapeworm, obviously
- randomouscrap
Tapeworm is tasty
- slackerSnail
Don't lick him
- randomouscrap
I'm always afraid to run this command lol
I have to be sudo and it's scary
- randomouscrap
local variables make my life harder than it needs to be
- Trinitro21
A floating hat and a pair of eyes?
- Perska
IT'S NEVER ALWAYS NOT 3
- 12Me21
Raisin bran, a raisiny bran cereal
- HylianHoundoom
let's all go spin around in circles and act stupid so we can be accepted into college
- ChemicalHex
Rasin bran is in places where rasin bran should not go.
- HylianHoundoom
Did you run bad.exe
- AnswerXOX
internet explorer: computer crashes
- 12Me21
you cant cry youre dead
- Sam
...I need smilebasic lol
- Lumage
time for file genocide
- 12Me21
I need to remove his wings somehow...
- Prostar
Huh? Don't you love mice?
- Sam
>so, more drugs than you think
- 12Me21
the best time to die is all the time
- 12Me21
'gonna blaze up a doobie or smth
- randomouscrap
lick
love
luck
life
liver
- slackerSnail
>tfw context is needed
- randomouscrap
>c\-c\-c\-c\-context breaker
- randomouscrap
you can always be on the left side of the input box
- 12Me21
I'll dessert you any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- randomouscrap
Ah well.I'm not a stranger to NSFW (yeah don't take that the wrong way)
- ThatStupidGuy
but I'm wrong so whatever
- ilovecopper
1232 JPEGs dead
- 12Me21
Eh, this strawberry is off
- slackerSnail
<\- does this look like the face of a carefree individual?
- randomouscrap
You're a good boy, hex. Yes you are! Who's a good boy? WHO'S A GOOD BOY???
- randomouscrap
Lum, buy me a nice ring and I'll marry you
- randomouscrap
aw yeah I escaped the police
- 12Me21
I found tutorials on how to remove a child but not how to remove a parent
- Sam
so I have to remove every child one by one?
- Sam
uh
be jewish
be not jewish
be muslim
be not muslim
be christian
- Lumage
is megamon a brony
- slackerSnail
It works! The ignore button works!
- ShadowFury
Oh yes, I have his head still somewhere, wait
- slackerSnail
There's a paper size setting for toilet paper
- slackerSnail
They moved the button! It makes me angry
- slackerSnail
just obliterate him, there we go
*laughs*
- slackerSnail
(computer becomes egg)
- AnswerXOX
plan D invent teleportation\-over\-the\-internet device
- Toodles78
when you listen to so many soundclowns with it, you start to like Bodies by Drowning Pool
Suddenly you have a taste for this kind of music
and then you're listening to Psychosocial wondering "how did a meme do this to me?"
and then you realize
>we are just vessels for memes
- slackerSnail
It's quarter to 23 why did this spider decide to bother me now
- slackerSnail
We definitely are getting DDoSex
- ShadowCX13
we're all terrorists
- Sam
Yeah, Random's denying sex to the minors on this site
- ShadowCX13
I'm not 959 yet.
- atm959
men are superior to women
fight me
- Sam
Chairman L. Mao
- slackerSnail
do you 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 STDs?
- 12Me21
Now i want popcorn
- slackerSnail
What if I make a ballistic rubber band launcher
- slackerSnail
Why is my TV on PBS
- slackerSnail
Alright
Who here wants a pliginnon
- ShadowCX13
who has marijuana?
- slackerSnail
I mean who doesn't hide drugs in their erasers?
- PirOhMy
>Your death report is all over the newspapers.
'Finally!' \-New York Times
- ChemicalHex
mutant dad?
- Sam
I'm pretty sure a 3D platformer would make a 3DS explode
- Prostar
Is it racism if I'm mean against people who like minecraft
- Sam
(she meaning my mom, kek)
- Guzzler829
idk how to make that, guess I need a japenese\-program\-teaching\-japanese\-teaching\-program\-making\-teaching program
- ChemicalHex
when you press enter lumage \-_\-
- 12Me21
I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
- Sam
I'm just amazing. I do this all the time.
- CoinzReturns
hopefully this works
- Trinitro21
I've upgraded 12Me23 to magnetic core memory
- 12Me21
At least it isn't hand\-woven memory.
- atm959
It's kld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
- slackerSnail
with balls
- Trinitro21
"Luigi, look!"
*death*
- 12Me21
can someone stick a paperclip in a power outlet please
- 12Me21
Christian mingle probably doesn't have an interested in option
- slackerSnail
does anyone else happen to have any village fanficiton
- Lumage
what about petit city fanficiton
- Lumage
I don't speak spamish, just spam
- GeekDude
I hope she made lotsa luigis
- 12Me21
>I forgot what my life was for.
- ThatStupidGuy
whats a what
- 12Me21
>I don't know what's being typed. plz kill me
- ThatStupidGuy
what where when who how die
- 12Me21
this will really get some goats
- Lumage
I forgot to mention; my Keyboard has an enter lumage key
- ThatStupidGuy
elebenty\-twelve
- Lumage
50 \- 32
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OW CAPSLOCK
- 12Me21
congrantly 21many2 yoru eaqurie cold stare
- Lumage
You can't escape the grip of memes
- Sam
Lumage had too much mountain dew
- slackerSnail
There, foxed
- ShadowCX13
you can still break your legs tho
- Sam
time to break time
- 12Me21
well go punch them
- Lumage
All memes go to "Meme's End" someday.
- Perska
i'm a fan of pain
- PandaIsland
tristones was a clone of flintstones but with trinitro as the main character
- Sam
warning: this link has been flagged as: "probably porn": [smilebasicsource.com]
- 12Me21
"randmouse appruved"
- ProgrammingChicken
and thats' the TRU storey of LE pETiTE WEEABOO
- Lumage
Did the apocolopolopolypse happen?
- ElzoBro
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
- ElzoBro
you filthy albino african
- Lumage
You're not 12. atm is 12.
- Sam
holy karp shut up
- Lumage
people don't like it when you do it on the floor
- 12Me21
miiverse is how I learned to use a condom ??
- Lumage
Screw sleep, water, food, shelter, light, blood, kidneys, oxygen, hearts, and stomachs
- HylianHoundoom
Well maybe the sqrt is negative which results in the \-sqrt being the highest one
- Sam
Why do Canadians not have shoot today?
- HylianHoundoom
Well, the words school and shooting go together
- HylianHoundoom
I'm offensive and I find this Hispanic
- Prostar
Help me find the porn I found earlier
- ElzoBro
>THE EMOJI MOVIE COMES OUT THE DAY I BECOME A MAN
- slackerSnail
I want to play something online with you guys but the only things you play were invaded by 12 years olds
- Sam
"the father, the son, and the wines and spirits"
- slackerSnail
YOU DON'T EXIST
AND YOU OVER THERE, YOU DON'T EXIST EITHER
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EXISTS
I AM THE MIND
YOU'RE JUST MATTER IN MY RANGE OF SIGHT
is it right if this is what I think of this world
- Sam
nothing is black enough
- slackerSnail
>i don't need to see any of it
>it needs to be dank
*dark
- Trinitro21
The place where weird extroverts run wild
- ShadowCX13
anime is my favorite drug
- Sam
are you a dish
- Lumage
also copper are you selling drugs in pms or something you seem way too relieved
- LeviCelJir
Dastardly Dong\-expanding Sex?
- randomouscrap
Hello this is 12Me21 from channel 1337 news, Lum\-
- 12Me21
because i be hax
- AnswerXOX
Android has Gooleg soppurt
- AnswerXOX
GOOLEG IS LINUX CINFIRMED
- AnswerXOX
Google = Glegoo = Gulag
Google is KGB confirmed
- slackerSnail
eat your frozen dead limbs
- slackerSnail
is it really cannibalism if you're eating yourself? ;)
- slackerSnail
Trump in the dark ages, executed
Trump now, is god
POLITCZZZZZ
- AnswerXOX
sb is a clone of minecraft if i remember correctly
- Sam
Must not have reached the Ballmer Peak
- slackerSnail
In some scenarios cyanide is punch, yes
- slackerSnail
My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot!” I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
- ChemicalHex
it kills you fast like meth
- Sam
I don't can Linux into GRP
- slackerSnail
Did chat le cresh
- slackerSnail
stay qpu aligned
- Sam
she was ACTUALLY a meth dealer
oh
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
- 12Me21
ASCII IS LOVE
ASCII IS LIFE
- 12Me21
slackerEchidna
- ChemicalHex
>Be a patient trash pickle
- slackerSnail
TRINITRO21 CONFIRMED
- 12Me21
GET IN HERE
I HOPE YOU CREATED LARGE AMOUNTS OF PASTA
- 12Me21
I can't find any R34
:(
- ElzoBro
find a real lumage to share your hentai with
- Lumage
President is your Lumage
- ProgrammingChicken
lumage, rape is rape. flowers aren't.
- ProgrammingChicken
yuuka is the only good character in memetale anyway
shotgun yuuka
- Lumage
10/10 best inanimate object
- randomouscrap
Well, time to hire a hitman
- HylianHoundoom
SWOCK
- Lumage
>I wonder what 12Me21's up to
- 12Me21
do they make MS Paint for Linux
- slackerSnail
(there's that, but you'd have to pirate mspain(i never thought I'd ever say that))
- AnswerXOX
wow linux geeks wtf
- 12Me21
we're talking about sex and it triggered lumage
- Sam
LUMAGE DESERVES A BAN
- Sam
yes let's hope people stop reproducing
- slackerSnail
Oh and plant porn
- randomouscrap
i forgot to eat and there's no more color anywhere
- Lumage
It's really sad that tens of ascii codes have gone mostly unused
- 12Me21
>Anything you say may be used against you in outofcon.txt
- 12Me21
I'm a small child that needs attention
- randomouscrap
PERSSON RUN BEFOREHE GETS YOU TOO
- slackerSnail
HOW ABOUT A PROSTATE CHECK
- Lumage
1 gIgAbYtE is 12 calories
- Lumage
You can put goatees on a robot with only 24 lines of code?
- randomouscrap
I can write your mom in 24 lines of code
- slackerSnail
Oh no the crapmouse is disappoint ;\-;
- slackerSnail
echo "ayy lmao" >> out.txt
- slackerSnail
edge crashed XD
- IAmAPersson
Suddenly, me. Thousands of them
- Tobukthuli
I actually need to kill someone so this is pretty good info
- slackerSnail
DEAR NSA: IF YOU SEE THIS, IM JOKIN K THANKS
- slackerSnail
If amps kill then why not drop a big speaker on them
- slackerSnail
Aw dang, the spongebob reference guy left
- randomouscrap
>PLOT TWIST: Owns Google
- ChemicalHex
They was dead, so them can't drew
- Prostar
hOI i'm
JOHN CENA
- 12Me21
No I'm actually drawing Smilebasic R34
- Lumage
I am terrorist
- 12Me21
I hope my mom is proud of my ability to sick roast
- slackerSnail
okay look here tresnitrategluten
- Lumage
TRINITRO21 IS GLUTEN FREE
- 12Me21
>manly women
- ChemicalHex
I hate my age.
- atm959
oh i'm sorry I have aspergers I couldn't hear the words peer pressure over my immunity to peer influence.
- CoinzReturns
PCM = Purple Colored Men
- Super_Defaultio
but to answer that
we need to talk about
parallel miiverses
- 12Me21
atm is so anime\-ish when he talks, it's cute
- Sam
but I still want a time machine
and did I get my time machine? not yet.
- Sam
I'm not a huge collector like you or Obama.
- ThatStupidGuy
Now I need to use a badly pixelated arm
It looks crispy
- ElzoBro
>beat SB in 0.5 enter lumage presses
- 12Me21
> I need bleach
- ElzoBro
There was a person eating pancakes
Lol
- atm959
well, I'm off to girl yes. See ya
- Deadmanbomber
hm
well you see
it's actually written in blood
- 12Me21
Yeah a Shanks
It shanks people with its tail
I think it knows Guillotine if Im not mistaken
- Tgaming548
>numger
If uo
- 12Me21
I like the donald trumps that come out of the pipes lol
- 12Me21
Eh, no pornlem.
- ShadowCX13
>EVERYONE GETS THEIR OWN DIALECT OF BASIC
- Trinitro21Basic
sorry
- LumageHeadAdmin
Then your body will think "Man, what a nice urn."
- 2ndDimensionGhost
go to this van. FREE MEMES
- A2D_apps
How do you feel getting raped today
- AnswerXOX
Triphobia21
- 12Me21
I live in London, England.
- ThatStupidGuy
I live in Pennsylvania.
- Omiwa
asexuals are higher beings
- Lumage
this chat hurts me
- slackerSnail
The future tells me that Pornhub will be jealous of us one day
- AnswerXOX
when I hear mindstorms I think of flintstones
- Sam
Just saying I'm not going to try to hit you anymore you can hit yourself
- slackerSnail
I'm in gastrointestinal distress
- slackerSnail
I'm not really feeling it..
- Omiwa
Where is my scimitar
- slackerSnail
LET THIS SACRIFICE, BRING OUT THE ALL MIGHTY RANDOM!
- ThatStupidGuy
It's hip to PRAISE LORD RANDOM
- slackerSnail
I told you the donging would work
- Lumage
Oh... maybe you should've thought this through before the sacrifice
I can't talk to dead people... yet
- randomouscrap
Just becuase she has big.. nvm
- Super_Defaultio
it's hip to eat sand
- Sam
You can't have a low body temp or else fungus will grow in you
- ElzoBro
Is um programming a logic based activity?
- ElzoBro
The Legend of Linkle: Tentacle Porn
- Sam
Ur a Mayro ur a Weegee ur a Mayro ur a Weegee
- Tgaming548
wait, what does evangelion, canada and your game have in common?
- Sam
I am racist and proud to
- Sam
((HURK))
- Omiwa
Uh oh... You're QPU Misaligned...
- Sam
i've got a severed arm and the only cure is more cowbell
- Lumage
I want to join Cory in his house... :/
- Sam
\-go down pipe in lvl 3
\-kill by lumages
- 12Me21
i can do a play this game?
- Lumage
I know what my Sun/Moon starter Pornymon will be
- Tgaming548
STOP
PANICTIME
- 12Me21
How do I make so many memes?
- atm959
𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘅 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆
- slackerSnail
someone should make a compiler that uses sbs memes to do stuff
- Perska
IAMDISSAPOINTEDMENT
- ThatStupidGuy
I'm actually 13 and in the seventh grade.
- Lumage
>forget the memes
- Lumage
idk i'm dead
- Lumage
link would just threaten to snapchat ganon and he would win
- slackerSnail
((Where do you have that written!?, trntitirowoeo21))
- Omiwa
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
A LINK TO THE HERE
- 12Me21
((why doeseveryone trust omiwa :]))
- Omiwa
EW ITS TRINITRO21
- Super_Defaultio
SYN/HURK is my favorite handshake
- slackerSnail
Maybe it made you uncomfortable because you're actually a furry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- randomouscrap
There's nothing wrong with being a furry. It's OK, Alex, you can admit it
- randomouscrap
eat soap
- randomouscrap
confirmed: geekdude is a pixel
- randomouscrap
dangit geometry
- GeekDude
Playing Hockey with Pizzas
PHP
- AnswerXOX
((you've kek'd too often. wait a bit before kekking again))
- Omiwa
uo've memed too often! WAIT 398 before eating sand again
- 12Me21
@trierieireiriei you do
- 12Me21
i have no toots :D
- AnswerXOX
((TOUHOU IS NOT ANIME))
((NO MERCY))
((KILL CUT STAB DESTROY MURDER SLAUGHTER GENOCIDE ANNIHILATE ERADICATE))
- Omiwa
I don't even have bad arcade lol
*bad
- 12Me21
pretend it's your mother's bones
- Lumage
elzo if ww3 is happening at your house why are you still here
- LeviCelJir
It's a body pillow (but not any of those weird anime wife ones it's just brown)
- slackerSnail
text\-based zelda 2: DDoSex
- 12Me21
hahaha
I caused Tri to stackoverflow
- IAmAPersson
BTW, new terria 3ds upfat
- HylianHoundoom
>After color splash:
Paper Mache Mario
All hope SHALL be lost
- ChemicalHex
>Paper Mario: Matches
the game consists of putting stuff on fire
- Sam
No!!! My favorite snack!
- atm959
It must be true
It says it right there on the teleprompter
- ChemicalHex
Wow let's mark the occasion
Happy freaking whatever day
- ChemicalHex
English is for WEEBS
- AnswerXOX
Sam has three letters.
There are three sides of a triangle.
Sam is Illuminati confirmed.
- ShadowCX13
Oh my shasty nads
- TravelerSteve