The thing is just for fun, it's useless and I take no responsibility for anything.
Hello fellow gophers!
This package is aimed to give all of you some time to drink a cup of coffee while your code is... compiling!
No more mockery from developers of other compiled languages! Now you too can take a well-deserved break to get your thoughts in order.
Just import the package like this:
import _ "github.com/grbit/coffebreak/break/drink1024Kcups"
The number correspond to number of function that will be in the imported package. Unfortunately, go comipler is so fast, that even compiling 1 million of functions takes a few minutes.
- Binaries have the same size
- No side effects
- You have time to drink coffee
- It's a one time trick. Since go build caches packages, you'll need to run
go clean -cache - It weights ~600mb. So, be cautious, don't use it in CICD