diff --git a/resources/messages/crime_fail.json b/resources/messages/crime_fail.json
index 3ec7798c..8bde4f01 100755
--- a/resources/messages/crime_fail.json
+++ b/resources/messages/crime_fail.json
@@ -106,5 +106,26 @@
   "You try to pickpocket but steal a decoy wallet. You lose csamount in wasted effort.",
   "You attempt to scam someone but they outsmart you. You lose csamount in the process.",
   "You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined csamount",
-  "You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of csamount!"
+  "You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of csamount!",
+  "You are hungry on your first day as a art meuseum security guard and ate the banana taped to a wall, you're fined csamount for 'destruction of art'.",
+  "You got caught with 600 vicodin pills for your chronic leg pain but police still throw you in jail, you're bailed for csamount.",
+  "You sneezed, caused a pandemic and must pay csamount in damages.",
+  "You tried smuggling textiles but the wind blows wrong and the ship gets stuck in a important trade route, you lose csamount in fines.",
+  "You are given the powers of Midas but turn yourself into a golden statue, you lose csamount. Womp womp.",
+  "You cheaped out on some couplings and caused a plant meltdown, you're fined csamount for negligence.",
+  "You reach into a patient's nether region as you think that theres a tick hidden there, you pull your hand out and... **nothing**. You pay csamount in sexual assault charges.",
+  "You try a new money generating spell but it exploded your balls, you cough up csamount in hospital fees.",
+  "You 'launder' money by throwing them into the washing machine and lost csamount.",
+  "You made the blue crystals you saw on a show and tried selling them to the cartel, they laugh as they shoot you in the chest. You wake up with csamount missing.",
+  "You attemped to smuggle kinder eggs into the US and got caught in the customs, you pay csamount in fines.",
+  "You only realise gravity is a thing when you jumped out of the 25th storey for a quick escape and wound up with broken bones all over, the medical system charges you csamount to fix them.",
+  "You filed the walking cane of a disabled person, you're charged with assault and pay csamount in fines.",
+  "You accidentally formulated a bomb in your garage when trying to manufacture coke. It explodes and lands you in the hospital for csamount.",
+  "You messed up whilst trying to steal electricity from your neighbour's power grid and get electrocuted, you're charged csamount to bring you back to life.",
+  "You tried committing insurance fraud but sucked at it, you lose csamount in a counter-sue.",
+  "You tried using the 'fuel' you found next to a septic tank to power your car, it was just shit water and exploded your car. You pay csamount in repairs.",
+  "You tried cheaping out on a insulation installation job and used asbestos, it caused lung cancer and costs you csamount to find a replacement lung.",
+  "You tried selling chopped up oregano as weed in youth rehab, you get found out and have to repay csamount to your customers.",
+  "You run a underground gambling club and played shotgun roulette, you mistakenly shoot yourself with the shotgun and get welded back to life for csamount.",
+  "You shot yourself in the foot whilst attempting to rob a store and lose csamount in embarrassment."
 ]