diff --git a/resources/messages/crime_success.json b/resources/messages/crime_success.json
index 51249ac4..fbd97ec0 100755
--- a/resources/messages/crime_success.json
+++ b/resources/messages/crime_success.json
@@ -104,5 +104,13 @@
   "You steal a shipment of luxury watches and sell them for csamount.",
   "You hack into a financial institution and transfer csamount to your account.",
   "You steal a rare piece of jewelry from a museum and sell it for csamount.",
-  "You send someone Back to the Future and steal their wallet with csamount in it."
+  "You send someone Back to the Future and steal their wallet with csamount in it.",
+  "You operate on 7 patients without a surgical license and nothing went wrong, you earn csamount.",
+  "You smuggle kinder eggs into the US and sell them to children for csamount.",
+  "You stream yourself trespassing private property and your 9 year old fanbase donates csamount in gifts.",
+  "You just yoinked csamount from the cash register and left, bruh...",
+  "You rip off some of the most vulnerable people and pad your wallet with csamount.",
+  "You commit insurance fraud and get a csamount settlement.",
+  "You charge customers csamount for a themepark ticket where they will spend more time queueing than actually riding the rides.",
+  "You film your boss naked and blackmailed them for csamount."
 ]