ping.js

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		function pingbitch1_1(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "yo bitch"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "hei! whats up master T?"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i\'ll tell whats up, almost got my ass wasted over one of you bitches. thats whats up!'+(shouldershot?" fucking got shot!":"")+'"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "WTF?! You? Wasted? Like flag banned? Or you mean irl?!?"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "irl! Who the fuck would ever be able to flag me?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "That\'s fucked up! You ok?"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_4(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "Had to ghost nuke out of a forced zot run happening on zero ground. Got some of my memory fried."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "Fuck! PJ always talks nasty shit about those!"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_5(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "All of it true it seems. But it was the only way to save your exposed asses from the korean mob."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "What?!? Me? I\'m exposed?!"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_6(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "Relax bitch! Not you, the other retard, my other bitch."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "Oh fuck!! And now what?"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_7(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "Are you keeping an eye on the ban lists? New ones came out."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "Yeah yeah, ofcourse, the maintenance zot picked them up, already integrated."\n \
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		function pingbitch1_8(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "K, just sit tight, mommy will be back later. Have to figure out how to lose these korean fuckers for good."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "kk! Please be safe T!"\n \
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		}


		function pingbitch1_9(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "awww! The bitch is worried, how cute!"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "Fuck you! You my master, ofcourse i worry! Guess this means your brain is fine after all!"\n \
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		function pingbitch2_1(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "yo fuckhead!"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			invisible using pc\n \
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		function pingbitch2_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "you there?"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			invisible using pc\n \
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		function pingbitch2_3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "where the fuck are you?"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			invisible using pc\n \
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		function pingbitch1_1_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "yo"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "hei! everything ok?"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		function pingbitch1_2_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "not really. you seen any trace of bitch2 online?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "how could i? you know i don\'t have his dox."\n \
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		function pingbitch1_3_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i don\'t know, he could have tried something. keep your eyes open for anything out of the ordinary."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "will do, good luck."\n \
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		function pingbitch2_1_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "you there?"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			randy evil eyes spiky smile angry head using pc replies "YOU! YOU ESCAPE RUN! YOU KILL OUR FRIENDS! WE DOX YOUR BITCH! HE DEAD! YOU DEAD! ALL DEAD!"\n \
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		function pingbitch2_2_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "if it isn\'t our korean friends!"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			randy evil eyes spiky smile angry head using pc replies "YOU ESCAPE RUN! YOU KILL OUR FRIENDS! WE DOX YOUR BITCH! ALL DEAD!"\n \
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		function pingbitch2_3_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "are you new on the internet? just couz you say something twice doesn\'t make it true."\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			randy evil eyes spiky smile angry head using pc replies "WE DOX BITCH! HE BANNED! YOU DO ZOT RUN NOW OR YOU DEAD! YOU DEAD!"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}
		
		function pingbitch2_4_ch3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "yes, i\'m right on my way!"\n \
			new dark city panel\n \
			randy evil eyes spiky smile angry head using pc replies "YOU DO ZOT RUN NOW! BITCH DEAD! YOU DEAD! ALL DEAD!"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}
		
		
		
		function pingbitch1_1_ch3_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i\'m releasing bitch2\'s dox on the Y€ forums. I know you been running for another crew behind my back, don\'t care about that, but get them to help."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "ok. wait, you knew i was in CyberF? wtf"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_2_ch3_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i know everything. like i said i don\'t care about that, just get them to help me track down my other bitch before the drones get him."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "roger that!"\n \
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		function pingjakim_1(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "hei Jakim."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "If it isn\'t T!"\n \
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		function pingjakim_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i\'m in some deep shit, can i bum you a favor?"\n \
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			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "that depends on the favor, wouldn\'t you concur?"\n \
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		function pingjakim_3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "need eyes on japanese surveillance, my bitch got banned and is on the run"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "eyes on japan? that\'s a big one."\n \
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		function pingjakim_4(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "was told you could ping krommers to help me out"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "after the shit your mate pulled on us in mexico? forget about it."\n \
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		function pingjakim_5(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "come on man, that was just zots and credits, this is my bitch, he\'s about to go under"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "\'just zots and credits!\' Why didn\'t he apologise and pay his dues then?"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}
		
		function pingjakim_6(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "come on, you know what it\'s like, i\'ll owe you one, just help me out"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "fine. i\'ll post on our boards about your situation, but no guarantees."\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}
		
		function pingjakim_7(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "that\'s all i ask for! thanks!"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "yeah yeah, whatever"\n \
			</textarea>';
			comicbrowser._onload();
		}
		
		
		
		
		function pingsatori_1(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "hei"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "you got the 5k?"\n \
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		function pingsatori_2(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i have the 5k. what can you get me?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "big brother bypass, all cams plus the facial recognition service logs."\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}
		
		function pingsatori_3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "that will do. how do we sync?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "what sync? you tell me which hour, we post logs on private board."\n \
			</textarea>';
			comicbrowser._onload();
		}
		
		function pingsatori_4(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "no, no. i need it realtime! i need it now!"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "no realtime. too dangerous."\n \
			</textarea>';
			comicbrowser._onload();
		}

		function pingsatori_5(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "i\'m good with proxies, give me the vulnerability, i\'ll run it."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "you think i\'m stupid?"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}

		function pingsatori_6(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "i need it realtime!"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "60k"\n \
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		}
		
		function pingsatori_7(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "60?!? are you out of your fucking mind? or are you just fucking with me?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "i have 0day vuln, it can sell good. we sell to you, you sell to others. we sell no good anymore. 60k"\n \
			</textarea>';
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		}	
		
		function pingsatori_8(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "i don\'t have those kind of credits"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "no credits no 0day."\n \
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			comicbrowser._onload();
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		function pingjakim_8(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "my bitch is dying out there and you fuckheads are just having a laugh?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "what goes around comes around!"\n \
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			comicbrowser._onload();
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		function pingjakim_9(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "shit fuckers"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			jefferson no eyes using pc replies whispering "love you too!"\n \
			</textarea>';
			comicbrowser._onload();
		}
		
		
		function pingjstone_1(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "level 5 bsd needs zero ground, which datacenter are they at in Joansburg?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			peter using pc long necklace winter hat underwear replies whispering "Tork 5 Room 3"\n \
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			comicbrowser._onload();
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		function pingjstone_2(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "Tork 5? Let me check if i can get a zot in there. Send me the data to my datalink."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			peter using pc long necklace winter hat underwear replies whispering "k"\n \
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		}
		
		
		
		function pingbitch1_1_ch3_3(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "you know the guy who has zots infiltrated in Tork 5?"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "what? wait a minute.. are you dox\'ing CyberF? is this all a prank?"\n \
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		function pingbitch1_2_ch3_3(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "i already have the intel on CyberF, i just need zot access at Tork 5, don\'t care who\'s zot it is. Just hook me up"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "hmmm... i don\'t think he\'ll go for that..."\n \
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		function pingbitch1_3_ch3_3(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i don\'t have time for this! hook me up now or i\'ll dox you and your new buddies in the next 5 minutes"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			tony using pc glasses dark underwear replies whispering "jesus! ok. ok. chill T! i\'ll tell the guy to hook you up... sec..."\n \
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		}
		
		
		function pingsatori_9(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "you better not be wasting my time!"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "you got 15k?"\n \
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		function pingsatori_10(element) {
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			somebody says whispering "i have 15k. give me your brokers id."\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
			carl using phone sunglasses cigarette replies whispering "you think i\'m stupid? no brokers. they trace. temp cayman account."\n \
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		function pingsatori_11(element) {
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			new with image aligned top single images/stripthis_backgrounds/fthr_everse_851_180.png panel\n \
			somebody says whispering "i don\'t need brokers to trace you, you fuckhead. i already know your location! i\'m Y€"\n \
			new dark corridor panel\n \
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