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[
  "Pufferfish are not actually a unique species of fish, but are rather young dolphins.",
  "The Shift key was invented by accident, by someone attempting to instead invent the automobile.",
  "Stacy's Mom does not have it going on.",
  "Catfish are in fact a breed of cat, that just happened to develop gills.",
  "Every US Citizen is legally entitled to 1/320,000,000th of the US Federal Government, and can take ownership of that peice at any time.",
  "In this United Kingdom, it is compulsory to consume at least 1 liter of tea every 24 hours.",
  "Studies have shown that multitasking can actually increase your IQ.",
  "Banana's are most likely the first fruit ever to be grown on a farm.",
  "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.",
  "The first license plate on a car in the United States was issued in Denver, Colorado in 1908.",
  "It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.",
  "The average person laughs 10 times a day!",
  "Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.",
  "The chance of you dying on the way to get lottery tickets is actually greater than your chance of winning.",
  "The average person spends six months of their lifetime waiting for a red light to turn green."    
]