Replace all my Netlify redirects with Caddy config

Caddyfile

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ www.alexwlchan.net {
   header @cached {
   	Cache-Control "public, max-age=31536000"
   }
-
+  
   # Add some security headers.
 	# I test my security headers with https://securityheaders.com/
 	header {
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ www.alexwlchan.net {
 		X-Xss-Protection "1; mode=block"
 	}
 
-  # If somebody gets a 404 or 410 error, respond with my custom error pages.
+  # If somebody gets a 4xx error, respond with my custom error pages.
   handle_errors 404 {
     root * /home/alexwlchan/repos/alexwlchan.net/_site
     rewrite * 404/index.html
@@ -57,6 +57,19 @@ www.alexwlchan.net {
     rewrite * 410/index.html
     file_server
   }
+
+  # If somebody is trying to look for PHP pages on my site, and WordPress
+  # pages in particular, they probably have nefarious goals.
+  #
+  # This is mostly automated bots -- serve them my minimal 400 Bad Request
+  # error rather than the complete 404 Not Found page.
+  @spam {
+  	path /.env /index.php /xmlrpc.php /wp-* /blog/wp-* /cms/wp-* /shop/wp-* /site/wp-* /test/wp-*  /wordpress/wp-* /wp/wp-* /wp2/wp-* /zb_system/*
+  }
+
+  handle @spam {
+    respond "400 Bad Request" 400
+  }
 
   # This is a mini-site that was built separately and I've just uploaded
   # the HTML files to my web server.

_config.yml

@@ -7,17 +7,6 @@
 source: "src"
 destination: "_site"
 
-include:
-
-  # This file is used by Netlify to define redirects.  I also use it
-  # to create the custom 404 page.
-  #
-  # Jekyll ignores files that start with an underscore, so I need to
-  # include this explicitly.
-  #
-  # See https://docs.netlify.com/routing/redirects/
-  - "_redirects"
-
 # =====================
 # Build command options
 # =====================

caddy/gone.Caddyfile

@@ -0,0 +1,114 @@
+handle /analytics/a.js {
+    error 410
+}
+
+handle /theme/style-sample {
+    error 410
+}
+
+handle /images/talks/oxford_git.jpg {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /images/talks/suspicious_minds.jpg {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /images/talks/worst_intent.png {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /projects/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+
+
+
+
+# == Posts which I've removed == #
+
+# I took this post down in June 2023
+handle /2019/removing-the-drm-from-my-kindle-books/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2019/08/removing-the-drm-from-my-kindle-books/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+# I removed these posts because they were short link posts of minimal value
+
+handle /2014/12/war-on-christmas/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2014/war-on-christmas/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/01/bbfc-podcast/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/bbfc-podcast/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/01/govuk/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/govuk/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/01/kings-cross-problems/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /2015/kings-cross-problems/ {
+  error 410
+}
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+# == Files which I've removed == #
+
+handle /files/boiler_instructions.pdf {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /files/colossus.pdf {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /files/ga-privacy.txt {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /files/rock-crushers.txt {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /talks/campug_git.pdf {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /talks/colossus_operators.jpg {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /talks/hypothesis_cover.png {
+  error 410
+}
+
+handle /talks/pyconuk2016_cover.png {
+  error 410
+}
+
+# == #